Results: DDG Allstars & Motor City Disassembly Line Rosters
Posted on February 26, 2012
The results are in! Dozens of Detroit Derby Girls’ skaters tried out for the league’s two travel teams last week: Detroit Derby Girls Allstars and Motor City Disassembly Line. Congratulations to the following athletes:
Detroit Derby Girls Allstars
Ally Sin Shoverland :: D-Funk
boo d. livers :: Whippers
Bruisie Siouxxx :: Pistoffs
Cookie Rumble :: Pistoffs
Cool Whip :: Whippers
Elle Mcfearsome :: Pistoffs
Fatal Femme :: D-Funk
Feta Sleeze :: Dames
Freakin Rican :: Pistoffs
Genniferal :: Whippers
Ghetto Barbie :: D-Funk
Honey Suckit :: Whippers
Jackie O. Noyoudidnt :: Whippers
Lazer Beam :: Whippers
Meli Ali :: Whippers
Meryl Slaughterburgh :: D-Funk
Racer McChaseHer :: Grand Prix
Roxanna Hardplace :: D-Funk
tinja :: D-Funk
Yo-Yo :: Dames
Motor City Disassembly Line
aNOMaly :: Grand Prix
Black Eyed Skeez :: D-Funk
CindaRailya :: Grand Prix
Cotton Candy Princess :: Whippers
Diesel Doll :: Whippers
Doom Shakalaka :: Dames
Hooligal :: Grand Prix
Kraken Whips :: Pistoffs
Mexi-go :: Pistoffs
Midnite Vulture :: Whippers
Rock Em Sock Em :: D-Funk
Rocky Brawlboa :: Grand Prix
Scizzor Bangs :: Whippers
Sufferin’ Sucka Bash :: Dames
Swift Justice :: Dames
Tara ToPieces :: Whippers
Terror Ettes :: Dames
The Mad Hatcher :: D-Funk
U.S.S. DentHerPrize :: Pistoffs
Vegan w/a Vengence :: Dames
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DDG IPA Launch Party!
Posted on January 19, 2012
Friday February 3, 2012, 7 pm – 2am
22646 Woodward Avenue, Ferndale, MI

The Detroit Derby Girls and the Woodward Avenue Brewers (WAB) are bringing
you what you always wanted… a Detroit Derby Girls BEER!
Come drink and be merry with skaters at the WAB! The IPA will be on
special for just $3 a pint! Not sure if you like IPA? DDG
skate-tresses will happily sell you a sample for a buck. Music, beer,
derby girls, and fun guarenteed! Come party with us!
Have a late dinner, the WAB has a ton of awesome food waiting for you!
See their full menu at:
http://thewabsite.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/2011_THE-WAB-FOOD-MENU.pdf
Suggested donation of $5 at the door.
And there’s a Beer Naming Contest! “Like” the the Woodward Avenue Brewers Facebook page to cast your vote. Winner will be announced at our official launch
party Feb 3. Name should include reference to appropriate beer and
roller derby terms. Winner will receive accolades and a bounty of WAB
+ DDG gear. All name should be submited by Feb 1.
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Get the Hottest Badge in Town: Midseason Discounts for Detroit Derby Girls Season Tickets
Posted on January 19, 2012
Love seeing the Detroit Derby Girls but hate having to remember to buy tickets for every bout? You’re in luck – the Detroit Derby Girls are delighted to announce season tickets for the 2012 season are still available, and they’re available at a great price! For just $115, you’ll have guaranteed admission to this Saturday’s bout AND the remaining bouts of the 2012 season. For just $50 more we’ll give you your own reserved seat.
One of the many benefits of being a Detroit Derby Girls Season Ticket holder is VIP access to bouts – this means you can enter the Masonic Temple Drill Hall 15 minutes before doors open to ensure you have a prime seat. If you’re not one to leave things to chance, the reserved seat option is for you – we’ll let you pick your seat* and we’ll put your number on it for the rest of the season.
A limited quantity of season tickets will be available at the Detroit Derby Girls ticket table on the main floor of the Masonic Temple beginning at 5 p.m. on Saturday, January 21. Already bought a ticket for Saturday’s bout? We’ll deduct that from the total amount of your season pass. Want us to hold one for you right now? Send an email with your name, preferred season ticket option (VIP Access Only or Reserved Seat) and number of tickets you’d like held to pr@detroitderbygirls.com by Friday, January 20 at 7 p.m. – otherwise we’ll see you Saturday!
Detroit Derby Girls Season Tickets will be honored for the following dates:
**All bouts are held at the Detroit Masonic Temple, 500 Temple Street, Detroit. Doors open at 6 p.m. and bouts start at 7 unless otherwise noted**
Saturday, January 21: The Detroit Pistoffs vs. The Pistolwhippers
Saturday, February 4: The Grand Prix Madonnas vs. The Devil’s Night Dames
Saturday, March 3: The D-Funk Allstars vs. The Pistolwhippers
Saturday, March 17: The Detroit Pistoffs vs. The Devil’s Night Dames** Doors open at 3 p.m., bout starts at 4.
Saturday, April 7: The D-Funk Allstars vs. The Grand Prix Madonnas
Saturday, April 21: The Pistolwhippers vs. The Devil’s Night Dames
Saturday, May 5: The Grand Prix Madonnas vs. The Detroit Pistoffs
Saturday, May 19: Grudge Match – Fight for 3rd Place (Teams TBA)
Saturday, June 16: Detroit Derby Girls Championship Bout (Teams TBA)
*If you choose the reserved seat option, you will be allowed to select your seat AFTER the bout on January 21.
Season ticket quantities are limited, so email pr@detroitderbygirls.com by Friday, January 20 at 7 p.m. to reserve yours today. You can also buy them at the door on January 21 while they last!
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Sonic Drive-In Fundraiser – Oct 3
Posted on September 25, 2011
Come out to the Sonic at 305 W. 11 Mile, Royal Oak from 6-9pm on Oct 3. Meet the ladies and support the Detroit Derby Girls Allstars. 20% of all sales help to keep our travel team on the road.
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The Sideshow – Sep 17, 2011
Posted on September 6, 2011
Join the Detroit Derby Girls at the Sideshow September 17, 2011 – 12pm-6pm.
It’s a show of wheels! A celebration of cars, trucks, motorcycles, bikes ….and skates, of course
If it has wheels, and you think it’s cool, bring it!
Everyone welcome. Awards, live music, vendors and good times.
27255 Midway Grosse Ile MI 48138 (across from airport)
For details go to http://www.facebook.com/TheSideshow1?sk=info

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Pig & Whiskey Event July 30 – Ferndale
Posted on July 26, 2011
Pig and Whiskey Event
Saturday, 7/30
12-8 p.m.
Metro Times is partnering with the Woodward Avenue Brewers (WAB) and the Emory to close E. Troy Street for this event and the event will be free to attend. Pig and Whiskey will be the premier regional barbecue event with a whiskey-drenched twist.
The Detroit Derby Girls will be pouring the drinks! Stop by and say hello. With 15 Barbeque Joints, 40 Whiskeys, Bourbons & Scotches, How can you go wrong?
Whiskeys will be available to sample by purchasing drink tickets, and restaurant samples will be available via cash purchase for around $2. Some of the restaurants will offer larger plates for around $7.
For complete details, go to www.ferndale115.com
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Sonic Drive-In Fundraiser – Aug 29th – Cancelled
Posted on July 23, 2011
THIS EVENT HAS BEEN CANCELLED
Come out to the Sonic at 305 W. 11 Mile, Royal Oak from 6-9pm on Aug 29th. Meet the ladies and support the Detroit Derby Girls Allstars. 20% of all sales help to keep our travel team on the road.
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Buffalo Wild Wings + DDG Allstars Fundraiser!
Posted on June 28, 2011
Tournament season is in full swing, and the Detroit Derby Girls need your help. Here’s what you do:
Monday, July 25
5-9pm
Simply print off the coupon here, and eat dinner at Buffalo Wild Wings – 280 w. Nine Mile, Ferndale. So easy! 20% of the sales go to help our league pay for travel expenses, and we’ve got a lot of traveling to do. Check out our schedule at www.detroitderbygirls.com/schedule.html
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Dream Team Rosters Announced
Posted on June 7, 2011
The vote is in, and the teams have been announced!
Motown Hit Squad
Ann Atomic – blocker DND
Betty Beretta – blocker DND
Combat Cat – jammer DPO
Cookie Rumble – jammer DPO
Cool Whip – blocker PW
Effin Money – jammer DPO
Elle Iminator – blocker PW
Fatal Femme – blocker DFA
Jackie O. Noyoudidnt - blocker PW
Lazer Beam – jammer PW (injured – on leave)
Oi! Rish – blocker DND
Racer McChaseher – jammer GPM
Black Eyed Skeez – DFA
tinja – blocker DFA
Yo-Yo – jammer DND
KILLpatricks
Bruisie Siouxxx - blocker DPO
Bytch Ryder – jammer PW
Diesel Doll – blocker PW
Dizzy Devine – blocker DND
Ghetto Barbie – jammer DFA
Ima Wrecker – blocker DFA
Mean Josie Greene – blocker GPM
Mexi-Go – blocker DPO
Polly Fester – jammer DFA
Rocky Brawlboa – blocker GPM
Roxanna Hardplace – jammer DFA
Ruby HeartBr8kHer – blocker DFA
Sista Slit’chya – jammer GPM
The Mad Hatcher- blocker DFA
You picked the teams. Now watch them compete for the Faceoff trophy!
Join us at the Masonic Temple on July 23rd, 2011 to see which dream team is victorious! This Detroit Derby Girls fundraiser will be a family friendly event, with kids 12 and under entering for free (limit two kids per adult).
With a ticket price of just $10, you can’t afford to miss this bout! Tickets are limited, so get yours early!
Plus- when you purchase a ticket to this event you will be entered into a drawing to win TWO SEASON PASSES for the DDG 2011/2012 season. That’s a value worth over $300- don’t miss this chance to win the hottest badge in Detroit!
Purchase your tickets online at brownpapertickets.com
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Ref! U June 2011 Registration – now open
Posted on June 6, 2011
The Detroit Derby Girls have some of the best skating, and non-skating officials in the sport, and we are looking for a few good men and women interested in joining the team. You think you got what it takes? Come and see for yourself!
Ref! U begins, June 22, 2011 and continues every Wednesday for 12 weeks.
Join us June 22, at Riverside Arena for an introduction to the league. Meet some of our staff volunteers and learn what it takes to be a part of this exciting sport! Already a volunteer with another league? We have opportunities for you too! Gain valuable training, scrimmage and bouting experience that will help your league become the best that it can be.
For more information, contact hr@detroitderbygirls.com
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